10 Conspiracy Theories to Explain Why My Wife Left Me
Nov 30, 2020
1: Our division of household chores was rigged.
2: Satan-worshipping pedophiles brainwashed her.
3: Hackers hired by George Soros exposed my porn browsing history.
4: Empties in my car trunk were planted by the Deep State.
5: Venezuelan software flipped my gambling wins to losses.
6. Observers were not allowed to witness my lovemaking prowess.
7: Obama wiretapped phone calls to my old girlfriend.
8. Cries of “deadbeat!” were based on phony unemployment data
9. A motel video of “me” was deepfaked by ANTIFA.
10: Charge that I take no personal responsibility for anything is a Chinese hoax.
