Michael Barrie

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1: Our division of household chores was rigged.

2: Satan-worshipping pedophiles brainwashed her.

3: Hackers hired by George Soros exposed my porn browsing history.

4: Empties in my car trunk were planted by the Deep State.

5: Venezuelan software flipped my gambling wins to losses.

6. Observers were not allowed to witness my lovemaking prowess.

7: Obama wiretapped phone calls to my old girlfriend.

8. Cries of “deadbeat!” were based on phony unemployment data

9. A motel video of “me” was deepfaked by ANTIFA.

10: Charge that I take no personal responsibility for anything is a Chinese hoax.

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Michael Barrie

Michael Barrie

Writer for David Letterman and Johnny Carson. His screen credits, with Jim Mulholland, include Bad Boys, Oscar, and Amazon Women on the Moon. WGA Award winner.